*Suburu commercial plays*
“Hurry in before you’re freezed out”
Me: throws the radio across the room
My life
Sweet Angles today
Story of my life. The rage is real
Give the babies books!
Saw a bug in the shower... Then it disappeared ABSOLUTE PANIC!!!
Not Cool Verizon... Not Cool
I met a very nice gentleman at the Verizon store in Centerton Sq yesterday. He had been in the train accident outside Philly the week before and lost his phone in the crash. Verizon was trying to charge him all kinds of early upgrade fees and penalties because his contract isn't up yet. THE MAN WAS IN A TRAIN WRECK! I will say that the employee did show some genuine sympathy with the gentleman and having been a peon in the system I doubt that there was much he could do personally. He did send the man to the corporate store to see if they could help him. However, I think it says a lot about us as people that we cannot bend the rules a little for someone who just went thru something as traumatic as that. Whoever you are sir, I'm sorry that you have had to go through this and I hope someone at Verizon had the decency to show some compassion.
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
The moment I fell in love with Emma Stone
Does it bother anyone else that we only ever saw nanny's legs on muppet babies?
shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you
"HI HELLO WHAT ARE YOU, TALL THING?"
Boop
Time spent staring at Idris Elba is never wasted
Did I just go for a walk and sit on the swings in the park reading my book while small children waited for their turn... Yes. Yes I did